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Chewie

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Chewie

from $87.00

Ever see a dick so remarkable, so utterly captivating that it haunts your every waking thought like a fleshy, veinous specter while simultaneously pondering the hypothetical attributes of wookie genitalia to the point it necessitates an exorcism by sculpture, Dreyfus like,  in Close Encounters of the Third Kind?

Well, I have. And did.

Here you have it...

  • 6 1/2" useable shaft
  • 1 7/8" at widest point
  • medium soft silicone
  • suction base

 

 

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*IMPORTANT!  All items will be shipped on the first and third Wednesday of each month. Orders placed within 48 hours of the next shipping date are not guaranteed to ship on that date, and could roll over to the following. Thank you for your patience.

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maker of small batch, local, seasonal, cruelty free, organic, artisanal sex toys for the discerning pervert.