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MoonShiner

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MoonShiner

$215.00

  Do you love the idea of a bottle inside you without the pesky fear of jagged shards of glass lacerating your tender flesh?  Well, look no further.

  Weighing in at a sturdy 1 lb, 12 oz, this solid piece of pure platinum cure silicone will quench your thirst for boozy fun and never break when it slips from your quivering hands.

   Slightly scaled down from the average wine bottle, the MoonShiner features a beveled base and graduated flare for a smooth entry at the bottom end while the soft silicone "cork" up top adds the potential for less...invasive, play.

   Pull up a crate and pour yourself a drink friends. This bottle is top shelf.

  • Soft Silicone
  • Available in seaglass green or blue
  • Length: 10.5"  Width at bottom: 2.5"  Width at widest point: 2.85"
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*IMPORTANT!  All items will be shipped on the first and third Wednesday of each month. Orders placed within 48 hours of the next shipping date are not guaranteed to ship on that date, and could roll over to the following. Thank you for your patience.

*Don’t forget to enter the code “GONAKED” at checkout to opt out of excess packaging and a $2.00 discount! Less trash more trashy!

maker of small batch, local, seasonal, cruelty free, organic, artisanal sex toys for the discerning pervert.