Like the great american rock band the eagles said “I want to fly like an eagle. into your butt” which may be wrong and also this is a falcon not an eagle. Eagles have broad rounded wings which are great for soaring but terrible for butt entering. Falcons on the other hand, man. whew. you seen these things?

Anyway this baby is part maltese falcon part trailer hitch and ALL badass. Come fly the friendly holes with this bottom loving bird of prey. CAW!

Or whatever

• Comes in firmer silicone (softer formulations by request)

• Three pearlescent colors

• 4 5/8” Overall length

• 3 3/4” Useable length

• 1 3/4” At widest point