Don’t let the name fool you, this root is at home in any soil.

The third of the carrot toys chronologically but their spiritual parent, the Vagetable has the proportions of a dildo but the wide base and narrower throat mean that its use as a plug is absolutely an option. It’s ridgy. It’s cartoony. It’s orange, and it’s absolutely adorable.

Get your veggies.

• 7” long

• 6” insertable 

• 2 1/8” at widest point

• 1 1/2” at throat